Coca-cola coorporation is Evil, but it's not what you think.

The Coca-cola coorporation is EVIL!
WHY!?

Their motto.. "listen to the sound of happiness being unleashed" explicitly demonstrates the wickedness of their modus operandi.  Just imagine if you were a bubble of happiness.
 There you were, enjoying your freedom.. Frolicking in the sun . Floating in the wind .
Then comes Mr Coca-cola..
and you suddenly find yourself imprisoned in a bottle of foul black liquid and kept in freezing conditions .
 There you will be imprisoned for an unknown period of time until someone pays your ransom of $3.60.
Even then, you will only enjoy a brief period of freedom before being digested by stomach acid.

Coca-cola! Stop bottling up the world's happiness!